The Lone Ranger and Tonto – went camping in the desert. After they got their tent all set up – both men fell sound asleep. Some hours later – Tonto woke up the Lone Ranger and said, “Kemo Sabe, Look at the sky! – What do you see?”
The Lone Ranger replied, “Well, I see millions of stars”.
“What that tell you?”, asked Tonto.
The Lone Ranger pondered that question……for a minute or two…..and then he said,
“Astronomically speaking – it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically speaking – it tells me that Saturn is in line with Leo. Time-wise – it appears to be approximately, one-quarter past three – in the morning. Theologically – the Lord is all powerful – and we are so very small and insignificant. Meterologically – it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What’s it tell you, Tonto?”
“You dumber than buffalo patties”! “It means, someone stole tent!"
A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning. The wife said, "You should do it because you get up first, and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee. The husband said, "You are in charge of cooking around here and you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee ." Wife replies, "No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee." Husband replies, "I can't believe that, show me." So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says .......... "HEBREWS"
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