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Okay I just have to share too. These are to funny. ha ha ha...
There are those moments that will stick with you forever. Your first kiss. Your wedding day. The birth of your first child. And of course, the first time you walked into the bathroom and saw something this insane. You don't know whether to laugh, cry or scream.
You would think this would be one small step for man. That's right. Just slip the little piece of cardboard right off the holder and into the garbage can. There's no special clip. You don't have to tinker with any tough latches. Nope, it's just a simple flick of the wrist. But nooooooooooo... It would be so much easier to just place a brand new roll right on top of the old empty one. Perhaps keep it there for posterior. Or maybe it has sentimental value... For the love of God, there has to be some reason, he's decided to leave it there.
He runs around like a chicken with his head cut off. Half the time, he's so grumpy you'd think there was something stuck up his butt... and there probably is. And do you know how much money he wastes on beer or where he keeps it hidden? Now you do.
We want to know. Have you seen this man?
Even women can get inducted into the Hall of Shame. I've nominated myself for being so stupid. After leafing through J-Fed's phone bill, I knew I needed to destroy the evidence. Using a paper shredder wasn't good enough. I had to set the bill on fire.
My mother and I thought the paper was out, but oh no, it most certainly wasn't. That's when she decided to take the bill home and shred the remainder. She tossed it into her car, and that's when the seat caught on fire. Luckily we discovered what had happened before the vehicle burst into flames.
I've learned my lesson (I think). Snooping will get you nowhere but into a whole lot of trouble.